Thursday, April 24, 2014

Can You Guess The Graph?


How well do you know your Wisconsin statistics? Here's a test.

Find the Siren on Facebook and tell us what you think this graph represents. (Yes, it is a real graph.)

We'll give you the answer tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Wisconsin Free! Secede While You Can!


The "Patriots" have seized control of the good ship, "GOP", and no one is more upset about it than other Republicans.

Next month, Wisconsin Republicans will vote on a resolution at their state convention whether to affirm the state's right to secede from the United States.

Um, relevance anyone?

Even the most generous polling doesn't include "secession" as an issue on anyone's radar. Regardless, secession it is, and it's getting a lot of nationwide attention - but not the good kind.

Who is behind this push to make secession a topic at the GOP convention?

The right-wing-nuts, who even Charlie Sykes calls "crackpots." They are the people who call themselves "Patriots" and randomly capitalize words like "Free Men" and "We The People" for no grammatical reason. The Oathkeeper, FEMA internment camp types. They have been talking about this stuff for years.

Why is this a big deal?

Well, plenty of people like the idea of state's rights, but they also like stuff like Medicare, Social Security, the VA - and you know - the Constitution. Confronted with the concept of going alone - those people become much more interested what the "extreme circumstances" might be which would invoke a secession process.

Their enthusiasm flags.

When questioned, Scott Walker had this to say, "I don't think that one aligns with where most Republican officials are in the state of Wisconsin — certainly not with me." Robin Vos' primary opponent, Bryn Biemeck, stated she supported it - so Vossy is going to have to weigh in eventually too.

As much as some Republicans would like secession enthusiasts shut up - the Siren thinks they may be on to something. They just have it backwards.

Instead of a "state's rights" movement, how about a "national right's" movement?

That's it, we don't acknowledge the right of the state to supercede our rights as U.S. citizens.

The state says a doctor has to stick an ultrasound device up my vagina in order to receive abortion services? Go to hell. Not doing it.

The state says I need a Wisconsin drivers license to drive my car? Kiss it. It's a free country, dammit. I'm gonna be a constitutional driver.

The state says I can't marry my girlfriend? Gonna do it today. Twice.

Certain Republicans think the federal government cannot infringe on their rights? Well, we think a tyrannical state government can't either - so we're going "Wisconsin Free." We don't acknowledge Scott Walker and the laws he has created to be valid as U.S. Citizens. Yep, we are officially autonomous U.S. citizens - we secede from Wisconsin - starting today.

Take that you crazy bastards.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Wisconsin Candidate Open Swim



Everybody is jumping in and out of the pool this week - the candidate pool that is...

Creeper Brett Hulsey has announced he is running for Governor of Wisconsin. Just in case you were wondering what party affiliation he might be assuming - he's going to run as a Democrat. (Hulsey famously floated the idea of going independent last year.)

After his strange incident with a staff member and a box cutter and then the weird disorderly conduct charge for flipping a kid (he didn't know) on a raft at the beach, his baloney purchase of a old Volkswagen used as a campaign expense and just all-around bizarre nature, Madison Democrats responded to the news of Hulsey's campaign: "He raised $125.00 last year, of course he's running for Governor."

The good news is since his district is solidly blue, a less eccentric candidate can replace him in the Assembly. Maybe even one other Democrats actually like.

Speaking of eccentric, "Segway" Jeremy Ryan announced he is running as a Republican against Paul Ryan. His angle? Confusing voters with his last name - 2 Ryans on the ballot, get it?

Described as "a veteran mythomaniac douchenozzle asshat who is insufferable to work with or alongside" by one commenter at Talking Points Memo. The Siren isn't in favor of fake candidates running under party affiliations they do not really endorse - however, in this case we'll make an exception. The GOP can have BOTH Ryans.

Locally, Libertarian landlord, George Meyers, will be running against Assembly Rep.Cory Mason. Meyers ran against Bob Turner several times in that district in its previous redistricting incarnation - as an independent. Since the seat is pretty safe, it's hard to imagine Meyers will have more luck against Mason than he did against Turner.

Burlington resident and teacher, Andy Mitchell has filed to run against Robin Vos in the 63rd Assembly district. Vos carved out for himself a district he can win in perpetuity (or until a new redistricting process in 2020) so it is assuredly a losing proposition for any Democrat running against him. We give Mitchell credit for taking the challenge and hope he has a ton of fun pushing Vos around from the left while his even crazier challenger from the right gives him a very hard time.

Vos has had too many unopposed elections - he deserves to work a little.

Another Democratically unwinnable seat is the Senate post John Lehman is vacating to run for Lt. Governor. The 21st senate District was actually redrawn to be one of the most Republican in the state and with Van Wanggaard's house sitting literally yards from the border while excluding nearly all of the city of Racine - there is little doubt the 21st district was drawn especially for him.

Too bad it also included challenger, Jon Steitz's house too. The two Republicans are embroiled in a Racine/Kenosha Tea Party civil war which pits two different Republican "dark money" pockets against each other.

Local Ironworker, Randy Bryce, has filed as a Democrat to run against the warring Republicans. As a guy who hangs off of bridges and skyscrapers for a living - we don't imagine Steitz or Wanggaard intimidate him much. Bryce has got plenty of ammunition already provided by each camp to use against both guys and an easy summer with a front row to the mutual pummeling.

Last, of course, is Racine County GOP chairman, Bill Folk who is running for State Secretary against Doug La Follette. Folk has a few other primary candidates, but holds the distinction of being the only candidate whose platform includes doing away with the GAB and returning it to the corrupt, political sham it used to be.

Seriously, even Republicans who get frustrated by not being able to control EVERY branch of Wisconsin government in the state are in no hurry to return to the days of politically appointed election boards - that door swings both ways you know. No one stays in the majority forever.

With something like 20 Assembly seats changing up and another 5 Senate seats also evolving - it is not too late to jump in the campaign pool. Candidates have until the beginning of June to file.

Friday, April 18, 2014

BREAKING: Vos Gets Teabagged - Doesn't Like Taste Of Balls

Guess what? Robin Vos isn't conservative enough for some Republicans and they're running a primary candidate against him.

Score one for the "Know-Nothings."

Libertarian wingamaroon, Bryn Biemeck, of Mount Pleasant announced yesterday she intends to run against Little Lord Pops-the-Corn from the right. The right.

Biemeck is married and works for Johnson Bank, is running mainly on the platform of repealing Common Core standards in Wisconsin public schools.

Naturally, Biemeck has no children, which makes her preeminently qualified to decide whether or not there should be consistent education standards from state to state which use federal monies. Biemeck thinks states should govern themselves...garbble blargh squawler blag.

Biemeck also believes that Wisconsin should do away with state income tax all together.

(Get this: Vos believes in lower taxes, Biemeck believes in NO taxes - check! Your move, Vossy.)

Biemeck is supportive of the fringy GOP movement to secede from the United States. While dumb and laughable, a bunch of conservatives are very excited about the idea. It's going to fun to watch Vossy carefully thread the needle of not pissing off the folks at the very right edge of the right wing movement.

He can't very well come out and say she's nuts. Why? Two words: Ted Cruz. Sometimes, the fringe actually gets lucky in electing one of their own.

Vos said he "was surprised to see a challenge from the right." Oh yeah, he is. He really is.

This just made our week. What will be interesting is to see if Biemeck calls Vos out on some of the issues that both sides agree on - the sleazy secrecy agreements, withholding documents on redistricting and our very favorite: installing a spiral staircase in his office to the one upstairs at the Capitol, so he doesn't have to go out in the public hallway.

If she is smart, she will. She could also just be a plant by the teabillies to move Vossy even farther to the right than he already is. Time will tell and watching it is going to be fun. Cheers ya'll.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Welcome To Wisconsin: Now Made In Georgia


The annals of "WTF?" in the Walker Administration are extensive for such a brief administration, but a new chapter has been written this week that deserves special notice.

The blue highway signs, so pervasive across the state, have been maintained for 28 years by the Derse-Wisconsin Highway Business Sign Company out of Milwaukee. Derse used to make signs in Racine for a awhile, but moved to Chicago in the late nineties. Since then, they have expanded to several states and built a facility in Milwaukee.

Earlier in the year, chatter began indicating Derse might lose its contract to out of state competitors.

Odd. With job loss draining away in Wisconsin, who would be stupid enough to end a contract with a Wisconsin company that maintains Wisconsin highway signs and award the contract to a company in Georgia?

You know the answer kids. Scott Walker, that's who!

Now get this: The company, Lamar Advertising, which is based in Louisiana, offered to to keep the price for sign maintenance literally the same as Derse by farming it out to one of their subsidiaries in Georgia. Except Derse offered to do the job for less than they ever had - which would have meant a sizable price decrease for the businesses that advertise on them.

The contract is good for 10 years.

According to the Journal Sentinel, on the contract scoring tally, Derse came in just a mere 22 points behind Lamar out of a possible thousand points. (For the record, we'd like to see that tally list which doesn't award a contract to a Wisconsin based company, who has done the job for more than two decades and is willing to do it for less money.)

Is Derse not on the right side of the political tracks? Well, no. Employees of Derse have forked over more than $45,000 to state Republicans over the years - but Jim Derse is dead and he made the lion share of contributions.

Guess who started making political contributions to Scott Walker around recall season? The folks at Lamar Advertising. Lamar has busted out over $1 million dollars in political contributions over the last decade - and that's the kind of cash Walker has developed a taste for.

Derse doesn't even score a single hit at Open Secrets.

The Siren is going to make a suggestion to Mary Burke: Start talking about it. Loud and repeatedly.

People are busy, people are dumb. They don't understand BLS reports and they don't care if people get kicked off Badgercare (as long as it isn't them). THIS they understand. All you have to say is:

SCOTT WALKER GAVE A HIGHWAY SIGN CONTRACT TO AN OUT OF STATE COMPANY OVER A CHEAPER WISCONSIN COMPANY BECAUSE THEY HAVE DEEP POCKETS.

It even fits a Tweet. This is NOT how you run a business or a state.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

No Teabilly Tax Day Rallies In Wisconsin - But Scott Walker Is Running Again!

Scott Walker decided to announce his re-election campaign on April 15th - Tax Day. Interesting choice, no doubt the campaign wants to cash in on their bullshit rhetoric of having lower taxes...$13 worth, whoopie. The Siren's taxes have stayed the same - too bad our property value is in the crapper. Of course, if you got an earned income credit or a homestead tax credit, then you are paying more taxes, aren't you?

So April 15th, is a very interesting choice.

Oh well, the teabillies didn't have anything planned anyway. Nope, not a rally planned anywhere. Isn't that supposed to be their thing?



So, Walker opened his campaign by taking no questions, not mentioning that Wisconsin ranks 35th in job growth, down from 11th when he took office. New businesses lagging behind the nation - as a whole - and a whole lotta recent layoffs - Oh, and it was at an invitation only event.

But, Scott Walker wants you to know, Mr. John Q. Public, that Wisconsin is on "the right track." (BTW, he doesn't mean "right" like the opposite of "wrong," he means "right" as in Republican.)  

Friday, April 11, 2014

Racine D.A. Won't Resign, Won't be Fired & Won't Be Recalled: Here's Why


Ugh. The cringe inducing video of Racine District Attorney, Rich Chiapete, struggling through a sobriety test - clearly inebriated and the revelation of a new citation of obstructing an officer. It's ugly, embarrassing and not sitting well with everyone we've talked to.

While no one seems to think Chiapete should be locked up, after-all this is a first offense, the consensus says it's a deal breaker for the credibility of the chief prosecutor in Racine County.

We're not talking about the vile haters in the comments section - we're talking about reasonable folks who think running away, hiding in the house, lying to police officers and refusing a breathalyzer is just too "criminalish" for a D.A. to survive in his job as a public servant.

The Siren would have to agree with them.

Chiapete says he isn't going to resign. Very few do these days - no matter what they do. It's not like he texted a picture of his erect penis in his undies to some fan girl - that get's you the offer of a pink slip - but only if you're a Democrat.

However, if you're a Republican - especially in Wisconsin, you can practically try and rape a staffer, get away with it for years and get PROMOTED in the mean time.

Why would Chiapete even consider giving up his day job on the public dime?

In order for Chiapete to be fired, the State Attorney would have to act - and that would require he actually care. J.B. Van Hollen isn't running for reelection, he doesn't give a flip - he wouldn't even cooperate with the first "John Doe" investigation that indicted six people and it was his fucking job.

Scott Walker isn't going to fire Chiapete - he's not even going to say Chiapete's name. With a virtual media blackout outside S.E. Wisconsin - no one even knows this is a guy Walker first appointed to office.

Next, the Wisconsin District Attorneys Association isn't going to do anything. Chiapete's crime spree was a municipal offense - not a misdemeanor and far from a felony. No matter how bad it looks for him, the crimes are basically small-time and not really actionable as a matter of law.

So, if the chain-of-command that can actually force Chiapete out isn't going to act - what are the remaining options?

A recall? Well, that would take something like 20,000 signatures to trigger. We aren't sure about the exact number because whatever it is, it is frankly too high to even be bothered looking it up. Who's going to fund that effort? Even the people who think they have the moral ground on demanding a recall - aren't going to get enough people during an election summer to succeed. Forget about it.

Chiapete has two years left on his term - he's up for reelection in 2016 - a Presidential election year. That, my friends, is where the man is toast.

Unless Chiapete manages to save an entire family, the dog and a litter of kittens from a burning house and extinguishes the blaze with his own body sweat - he's a goner 2016.

Chiapete may get primaried by someone in his own party. You can count on the Dems to use their time wisely recruiting someone to run.

The best thing Chiapete can do for himself and the community is to say, "Hey, I'm gonna use the next two years trying to be a good D.A. and then I'm going back to the private sector." That would be classy and people might be able to live with it.

Chiapete doesn't have a great track record of making good choices - so that's probably not going to happen.


Thursday, April 10, 2014

GOPS: Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?


Bad boys, bad boys indeed.

Holy cow! Republican politicians in Wisconsin need to pace themselves.

Revealed just yesterday, an undercover videotape of Wisconsin State Senate President, Mike Ellis, plotting a completely illegal scheme to fund a political action committee to smear his Democratic opponent in the upcoming election in November.

(A plot inspired by the same playbook which the current John Doe investigation is based on: Illegal coordination between campaign operations and independent political action committees. So Ellis doesn't even get credit for creativity - it's their go-to play.)

After the video surfaced, Ellis responded that his plan was strictly hypothetical, he never acted upon it and learned the next day it was illegal anyway. All of which is a big lie. The woman who Ellis says should run the scheme for him quit his campaign moments after seeing the video, saying basically that he was a crazy bedbug and he wasn't going to ruin her career with his bullshit ideas.

The kicker? The video was made by conservatives exposing corruption within their own ranks.

The Ellis campaign fraud interlude proved interesting, but failed to steal the spotlight from Racine County District Attorney, Rich Chiapete, who got arrested last Friday night for drunk driving and hi t& run.

Residents learned today that in addition to running home after trying to kill a stoplight and maple tree with his car, he refused a breathalyzer and then a blood test (an initial on the scene - but not admissible - breathalyzer test blew at double the legal limit) and also lied to the police about his whereabouts just before the crash.

Chiapete told them he had been sleeping for the last two hours. When they reminded him they had just seen him come enter his own house and a witness saw him running from the car - he admitted to being the driver.

The police described him in the report as "semi-cooperative."

It was probably the best spin they could put on a guy who ran from the scene of a crime, hid in his house, changed his clothes and lied to them with bloody knuckles and air-bag dust all over him - in addition to being drunk.

Sorta like a typical episode of COPS, featuring moronic, drunken white trash and a lifetime of hard luck which makes it nearly impossible for them to advocate in their own defense - except this is an elected District Attorney with an MBA and a law degree.

Chiapete has stated he has no intention of resigning, even though he very well may have to start his car with a breath analyzer to get to his court dates to prosecute other drunk drivers.

Regardless of whether or not public pressure prevails in urging Chiapete to resign - he's got a reelection in 2016. Potential opponents are already being interviewed.

Another Wisconsin GOP criminal who won't resign, but says he won't run again is Bill Kramer. He heads to court on Monday - and what little we have already read about his sexual assault case from a couple years back is nauseating enough. MORE details are not going to make it better.

So far, NO ONE from the GOP is calling for ANYONE'S resignation, naturally.  



Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Must See: Rachel Maddow Eviscerates Wisconsin GOP

Good times. What the hell is wrong with these people?

 

Facebook Unfriended Us Again!

The Siren (among others) has been locked in mortal combat with Facebook for nearly two years.

First, links to our posts were deemed as spam and prohibited, making sharing them from the blog impossible.

Then, they were determined to be pornographic - which would be funny if it wasn't so annoying.

Why? It's a game played by conservatives who don't find pictures of Robin Vos in a penis suit (or with teabags hanging from his tricorne hat, or as a girl riding a horse, or as David Koch's wife) as funny as we do. So they report it as spam or pornography and Facebook censures you (unlike the Wisconsin Assembly).

Tons of lefty bloggers have battled the same phenomenon over the last few years too.

In spite of pleas to Facebook by loyal readers who testified the RRS might be irreverent and sometimes downright offensive - it wasn't spam - we couldn't get reinstated. So we created a parallel blog which could be shared.

Then we created a RRS Facebook page. Take that, Zuckerberg.

Yesterday, Facebook decided we weren't a real person, locked us out and put us under review. Dislike!

So we have lost our valuable Facebook friends while we wait - but do not despair kittens - we have a new page which is a community and not a person. You can find the Siren HERE. Go there and like the page and share with your friends too.

The battle continues.