Thursday, March 3, 2011

$7.5 Million in Tape Damage Price Gives Dems A Very Welcome Laugh

"State officials said Thursday that damage to the marble inside and out the State Capitol would cost an estimated $7.5 million."

Democrats had their biggest laugh they've had in weeks when DOA officials claimed protesters have caused nearly $8 million in damage with their tape. The laughter around the Capitol was actually louder than the drums and chanting. It was a welcome relief for many to get out a few good guffaws at the absurd notion.

The last laugh is on them however...the reason for such a high bill?

Well the Capitol floors are only washed with angel tears and wiped dry with cloths made from the manes of magic unicorns. Pricey.