Luring drunken Republican sailors to destruction on the rocks of Lake Michigan.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Oh Snap Fitz You Punk!
Not only is Senator Jon Erpenbach hubba, hubba easy on the eyeballs, but he punk'd Senate Leader and winner of the guy who reminds you of that creepy neighbor who used to show his genitals to the kids walking home from school, Scott Fitzgerald.
Senator hotty potatty Erpenbach gave two of his staff members power of attorney, thus forcing Fitzgerald to turn over his paycheck instead of locking it in his desk drawer. Of course Fitzgerald being a major wad, put it in the mail - but a fail is a fail.
Let it be said however, I know an obese Terrier who could outsmart Fitzpatrick. Just sayin'.