Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Douchebag Ted Nugent Coming To Madison

Awesome. The Siren is sure that traditionally liberal Madison is no reason why tickets are 2 for 1. Hee.

Little known facts about Ted Nugent:

Ted became the legal guardian of his 17 year old girlfriend because she was too young to marry him. Ick.

Nugent once said in an interview, “I'm stymied to come up with anything funnier than people who think animals have rights. Just stick an arrow through their lungs.” Cute.

Also, "Obama's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun." Classy.

So the former draft-dodger and conservationist will leave his ranch dedicated to "canned" high fence hunting and travel in to the heart of hippy darkness.

The kids reply: meh!