Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Paul Ryan Will Not Hold Public Listening Sessions...Says He's Not Scared

Yeah right...

For the first time that anyone can remember, Paul Ryan will not hold public listening sessions in his district. The Siren guesses they don't serve fancy wine paid for by hedge-fund managers so forget about it.

Never fear, you can attend his mobile bus tour...but he won't be there. The pimply staff-member will convey your concerns as soon as his voice changes.

You can attend his one public function for the Rotary Club but it will cost you $15 to ask a question. It's a bargain compared to what his D.C. friends have to spend.

Or maybe he doesn't have time because he's too busy considering a run for the White House.