Thursday, January 26, 2012

A Tired Hooker Spoke In Madison Last Night

After hustling for cash on both coasts and a special 3-way in Texas, our own Governor Street Walker returned to Madison having raised $4.5 MILLION in the last five weeks alone. Street Walker has banked a cool $12 Million.

That's a lot of jizz.

61 percent of her cash came from out of state as she boldly claims "OUTOFSTATEUNIONBOSSES" are gonna flood Wisconsin with money...she must be talking about that $400,000 raised to recall her tired ass. A bargain if there ever was one.

Street Walker's corner rival, Tommy Thompson gets a little more pissed everyday watching all that cash go to Walker and not to her...it doesn't look like it, but there is a limit to how much money is out there.

Sorry Tommy, you better get out there and strut your ass a little faster girl.