Thursday, February 9, 2012

Ooh, Ooh That Smell, Vossy Smells that Smell

Robin Vos has got a monkey on his back. It's a rotting redistricting plan, a lawsuit he just can't kick and whole pile of secrecy agreements signed by Republicans that look and smell like shit.

The vultures are circling and his GOP colleagues can't make a public comment on the entire circus without sounding like they just succumbed to a full frontal lobotomy. (Wanggaard)

And that Christine Neumann Ortiz from Voces de la Frontera. Holy crap, she's relentless. CNO is like Linda Hamilton from the Terminator...not the first one. She's Sarah Connor from the second one and she's been training for this for years. She doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Vossy emerges from the panic room to say:
"This is another example of the loony left trying to present misinformation through innuendo,"
He fires and misses. It just pisses off Sarah Connor even more.

Blam! She releases a copy of the entire contract from Michael Best & Friedrich which lists idiot Scott Fitzgerald as the "client" and outlines the payment terms the lawyers expect to receive with public money. Damn.

Vos cowers in the corner wearing one of those silky Japanese robes the villain always wears when they get caught in their own lair. Empty bottles, bongs and public cash litter the floor, hookers and body guards scramble out the doors. It's just Vos and Linda Hamilton Christine Neumann Ortiz...

Too much coke and too much smoke...can't you smell that smell?