Monday, August 20, 2012
Robin "Family Values" Vos Churns Through Second Wife
Wisconsin State Representative and smug bastard, Robin Vos got served by his second wife - long distance from Idaho.
Rumors have been circulating for months that the most recent Mrs. Vos had gone AWOL, but the court system works a little slower.
For those of you keeping score, Vos' first marriage ended in 2002. His second attempt lasted a pretty long time in spite of his wife's long absence from Wisconsin - or maybe because of it.
Advice to Vos: David Koch is taken and no matter how hard you try to fill that empty void - it isn't gonna happen. Please stop marrying, sir.
Update: Previously reported that Vos had married 3 times was incorrect - unless Mr. Vos had a sex change and was married to a dude until 1998 - which is unlikely. Robin Vos has only suffered through two failed marriages which isn't even so bad by today's standards. Some girl could just be lucky #3!