Thursday, October 4, 2012

Tommy Thompson Unveils New Campaign Strategy

The campaign geniuses over at Tommy Thompson's headquarters have developed a new strategy to counter Tammy Baldwin's increasing poll numbers: make Tommy disappear.

Seriously, the less he says the better chance he has. Every time Tommy speaks people are reminded that he is old, tired and out of ideas and the Tommy they remember from a decade ago is a MUCH better version of the candidate they have now.


 Tommy will be held in an undisclosed location until November 6th. It's the best chance he's got.