Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Audacity Of Dope: The Scott Walker Story

Photo: One Wisconsin Now
What to call your autobiography when all the good titles have been taken..."The Story of My Experiments With Truth," "Great Expectations," "Me Talk Pretty One Day,""Moby Dick."

There are no good ones left man!

Scott Walker is writing a book...we'll give you a moment to stop laughing and collect yourself.

Ready? Okay.

Naturally the book will be ghost-written. Causally famous people don't actually writes their own books anymore - they hire someone. Walker has picked former Bush speech writer and torture supporter, Marc Thiessen, since he has plenty of professional experience writing for stupid people.

The Siren hears Walker's first choice for his book title was: "11 to 42 - That's the Right Direction, Right?"