How is this an emergency? Well a group of hippy-types keep coming in to the building at noon for a sing along. Yes, singing. No, this isn't an April Fools joke - but it should be.
Our favorite section (page 8) of the emergency rules is the one that states:
"I. Further clarify that even common materials can pose a hazard when used or deployed in a hazardous manner."Yes, you can carry a gun in the Capitol building - but wearing a garden hat with overly big flowers might pose a dangerous hazard. What an absolute bunch of fools.