Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Even Dumbasses Dislike Republicans

Screen shot from RightWisconsin
The GOP headquarters in Racine got vandalized ya'll. I know what you're thinking: "There's a GOP headquarters in Racine?"

The answer is yes, and somebody scribbled nasty stuff on their window with a magic marker. Oooooooh, that's pretty darn scary. Almost as scary as....having a gun buy back that gets protested by a bunch of guys with guns.

Anyway, some dumbass wrote "criminals" and "horrible people work here."

Naturally Charlie Sykes's website, White Right Wisconsin has identified the culprit: Classy Liberals.

That was quick, did they have a tip from the Mount Pleasant police? Nope. They're just guessing out their asses as usual. It had to be liberals! It couldn't have been say, a former staff member who was not happy about being let go maybe? Or, how about some drunk dumbass coming out of Scores sports bar located two doors down?

(The best part of the report from the Patch is the photo of about 16 white people - including Van Wanggaard, of course! - standing around looking concerned. No doubt that's more people in there than the entire month! We sense a plot forming...)

One thing we do know for sure is that even dumbasses (with not so bad handwriting) don't like Republicans either. Fire up the conspiracy wagon, Charlie!