Thursday, August 8, 2013

Paul Ryan: Portrait Of A Koch Whore

Hey! Guess who left D.C. for summer vacation and went directly to Albuquerque, NM for a command performance with the Koch brothers?

Paul Ryan, that's who!

The Siren bets little Eddie Munster took two turns through the Koch's spanking machine for kinda liking the idea of immigration reform.

"NO amnesty, Paul! SPANK!"

Paul appeared alongside his Southern-Jewish doppelganger, Eric Cantor - David Koch can't tell them apart until one of them speaks.

The Koch's throw a twice a year, Republican Lalapalooza festival - only for super rich guys and the politicians they have bought. It's a lot like Equifest - where the politicians are the horses.

"Hey, Chip, checkout David's new jumper - he's a comer."

Even though more than 30 companies have resigned from the Koch's other project - ALEC, they still love to get together and party like the Masters of the Universe they are. Security is unbelievable and no one is even willing to comment on whether they were actually there or not - including Ryan's office.

If it had not been for an aide to New Mexico Governor, Susana Martinez, hadn't spilled the beans about who was there with her, we might have never known. Oops!

We expect Lyin Ryan's office to announce the dates of his mid-morning listening session blitz across SE Wisconsin any day now. Since he has gotten his talking points handed to him by his real bosses - we know what to expect: Nothing.