Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"Hello, I'm The Guy You Hit On The Bicycle" And Why Wisconsinites Are Effing Awesome

Did you hear about the man in Manitowoc who was hit by a car as he rode his bicycle by a drunk driver? The man had the wherewithal to introduce himself to the driver as his body was lodged through the windshield of the car, saying:

"Hello, I'm the guy you hit on the bicycle."

Yes, it's a true story, which accurately portrays Wisconsin's out of control drunk driving problem and how practical and polite Wisconsin citizens are - even in the worst of moments.

After introducing himself to the driver, the victim was rudely driven to the home of the driver where he pulled himself out of the car and began walking home. Luckily, witnesses brought him to the hospital.

Amazingly, the bicyclist holds no animosity against the 20 year old driving the car - who will hopefully serve a very long prison sentence.